Not in the Mood

[Not in the Mood]

[shuckl]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[shuckl]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[sirruraccoon]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[shuckl]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

[Not in the Mood]

[neeetsocks]

no language should be mocked other than french

[hypallepse]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[Not in the Mood]

[thebootydiaries]

[Not in the Mood]

[thebootydiaries]

Friend: why are you crying?

Me: I'm just so beautiful

[Not in the Mood]

[Not in the Mood]

[hungwy]

*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*

[Not in the Mood]

[girlsgraveyard]

Soft boys

[sleepingpowder]

[Not in the Mood]

[Not in the Mood]

[wethinkwedream]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[wethinkwedream]

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[Not in the Mood]

[slavery]

[sonypraystation]

is it beef?

[charlesoberonn]

We were so worried about the robots waging war on us, we didn’t even consider them waging war on each other.